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What a great email. It's short, sweet and to the point. What's the point you ask? Who knows?

Shouldn't that be "Make a miracle in bed!"?

What is "JUS check it!"? Spam ebonics?

Where did the burger come from? Is it in the shape of the virgin Mary? Can I sell it on ebay?

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the world. People in the Middle East began to grow cereal grasses and
to accomplish. He married the president's niece, Emily. (Citizen Kane)

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On this one, I left the actual website address because that's the funny part. I'm sure that Judy runs a great refinance business on her geocities account, but I'll have to pass! LOL

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I thought of gagging you, but gags are dangerous, especially if you're taking drugs that affect respiration. He kept thinking she would tear the paper to shreds, but it seemed she did not quite dare do this. But the piece of alien metal must have fallen all the way to the bottom of the lock, because her key worked perfectly.

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At first I thought this was a normal spam about my equipment, but then I realized it was about gagging and alien metal! Put the crack pipe down and step away from the keyboard!!! Anyways... it's a good thing she got her key to work. WTF?

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There's no place like home--The Wizard of OZ Possible Interpretation: Women do not like the nice guys. Don't take any wooden nickels. He that stands for nothing will fall for everything. In order to get where you want to go, you frist have to leave where you are. If you don't have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all!
Time is of the essence. Scratch my back and I will scratch yours. Possible Interpretation: Accomplishing two things with a single action. Possible Interpretation: One can get more cooperation from others by being nice. He who laughs, lasts. There's always a deep breath before a plunge.

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I love the spam emails that consist of an image, that gets blocked, and then a bunch of jibberish. What does the Wizard of Oz have to do with credit processing???

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I get these HGH spams all the time now. This reminds me of an article in the new Maxim magazine.

Quoted from the article:
"The average life expectancy of the American male is 75.2 puny years. Come January, 55,000 of you will have died from boozing, 629,701 from heart disease or cancer, and 69,257 from accidents like getting T-boned by a bus or struck by lightning. But even death's skeletal kiss means squat to dudes, as 69 percent carry gut kegs, 28 percent have high blood pressure, and 24 percent still suck cancer sticks. But no worries - light up, take a swig, and read on." Then it talks about replacement body parts that will be available in 2048.

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The funny thing here is that I just bought a new truck and when I looked up the trade-in value of my old car, it was only worth $113!

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Ave ….

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see you later
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"Is it possible to be happy without LOVE?" Is this a trick question?

How much do I have to pay for your love Yanochka?

mute

... If were not at the main entranceat one, youll know that Providence has intervened. Therewas a little captain with a black moustache. People who dont know him well will always misjudge him. He shook himself vigorously, and they both jumped back. ... Deep breathin and carrots tocool the blood. But, darling, those two are not going to say anything;need it ever come out? Inthe matter of Jeans emerald pendant they had behaved beautifully. She waited, talking of other things, till Hilary came in.

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These were only segments of the original email. There seemed to be an image at the top and then just a bunch of jibberish.

What's up with the little captain and his black moustache? Deep breathin and carrots? What is that about? That sounds kinky! Who's Hilary?

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How cool is this? I just won two million dollars! What should I buy? LOL

I can't believe my numbers won: 648 2 3 16 34 36 42 45

What a joke! That means that there is at least 648 numbers in the Australian Lottery? What are the odds there?

Re[3]: How do you do,

Hi, Marco

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a rivederci,
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Marco? Who's Marco? Anyways, I'm not very sad or lonely, so there's no need to chat with you. I'm sure it would be exciting, but I'll have to pass. No thanks!

This Watch is phenomenal

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Great... a new watch spam email. What exactly is a Bvlgari watch and why do I care? I wouldn't even spand $250 on a watch!

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Why is it that you can sell this software so cheap? Maybe because it's not legal!

Anyways... I use linux so I don't need to pay for software. SUCKER!

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I'm confused about this subject line. What exactly is an erectoin? Should I be worried if I lose mine? Can someone help me find my erectoin? I thought I just had it! Maybe this pill will help me find it.

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A nomination from who??? Ok... who nominated me? I'm such a lucky person!

Thanks Brady, but no thanks! DELETE!

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I didn't know I had an account at Chase Bank. Oh well, here's my Social Security Number and my dogs name. WHATEVER! Just think though, some people actually give it to them. I feel bad for those people. Put the mouse down and step away from the computer. This one's going to the FTC for sure!

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I can buy a diploma? Does anyone else see a problem with this? I wanna be a doctor! YIPPEE! Bring on the patients!

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Seriously, who buys watches from email spam? Who keeps these people in business? I can see it now... "Sweetie, come here and look at this website. Someone sent this to me. They have tons of great deals on replica watches. Do you want one?" Whatever! DELETE!

Wait... what was up with the subject line: "You health, milk-drying"? What does milk have to do with watches?

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I'm not sure what they were selling, but I'm not buying. Sorry.

Success... maelstrom

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janitor wove were afraid of the Zone. They didn't even get out of the car. Near the aztecan insight was shouting:

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So, when vegas gets here, I'll have $900? I'm confused.

Does the janitor have my money? Why didn't he get out of the car? What was he shouting? I'm so confused. Maybe I should have went to their website link. Nah... DELETE

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Here we have another miracle weight-loss drug. This one does it all too! It even "supports total healthy lifestyles". So, if I take this and smoke crack every day, I'll be healthy?

Disclaimer: I don't smoke crack.

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2300's B.C., a Semitic king, Sargon of Akkad, conquered Sumer. Sargon
an early hint at Kane's belief that one could buy love like anything else,
involved in his papers, as mentioned before, instead directing from his

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I'm not sure I understand the last paragraph on this one? What does a "Semitic king" have to do with mortgages?

Here's the funny thing:
This email was from this email address:
qvpwzol@world-series-of-poker-1996.com

Yeah, I'm going to get a mortgage on my house from this person!

banana peels. Remember

Or whatever. thing. Doesnt sound like hard hard. His first taxcut proposal. numbers didnt hold hefty
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This was an interesting email. It made no sense at all! It was just random words with an image in the middle. Even more interesting is the subject heading: "banana peels. Remember" - What's up with that one? No, I don't remember the banana peels, but thanks for asking. Now, I'm going to buy 1 million shares of this stock! NOT!

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I didn't click the link, but that must be an amazing product there! I can lose weight, get rid of wrinkles and revitalize my hair! Here's the funny thing: I'm skinny, I have no wrinkles and I just shaved my head. I guess I don't need any of your snake oil potion.

Re: Question

I have corrected your document.

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I didn't remember sending you a virus, I mean a document.

Oh, and I don't use F-Secure Antivirus. I use Linux!

Warning: DO NOT OPEN ANY FILE FROM SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!