Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Howdy

Pick a lock to your girlfriends heart with your ultimate key!
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dead rats. This plague, however, had descended
Ruddy and Abdikadir walked

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I'm pretty sure I know what they're talking about when they say "your ultimate key", but I'm not 100% sure about the dead rats and the plague. That makes me NOT want whatever they're selling! LOL


Friday, October 20, 2006

Adeline Odell wrote:

hi Adeline i hope this is your e-mail. I was like to see you the other day. I expect you was excited about New York. So much so much happening all the time, lots of great opportunities. And speaking of opportunities, the deal I was speaking you about yesterday embraces a company called Tex-Homa (TXHE).
It's already heading up, but the big information isn't even out yet, so there's still time. I have got this shares already and made 2000. I recommend you to do the same today.

Hope this helps you out. I'll see you this weekend.
Yours Adeline Odell

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Who is Adeline? Anyways... I'll have to keep my eye on this great stock opportunity. That person already made 2000!

2000 what? Clams? Pesos? Chickens?


Join the thousands of people who got slim

So, Mrs Faraway dedicated her life to total to, according to studio estimates Sunday. terribly vein woman, always beautifully groomed with far too many rings on her dainty fingers and she was a snob. She hated the display is inflammatory enough to prejudice a jury. The California courts concluded that the buttons did not...

made up the centrepiece with a statue of a boy with his pants down peeing in the fountain.workplace comedy "Employee of the Month" with Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook and Dax Shepard, debuted in fourth place John Cameron Mitchell ("Hedwig and the Angry Inch"), opened with $120,650 at six theaters in five cities. Circuit decision divided the court...

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These were just a few excerpts from the email. I'm not even sure how to respond to this one. Where do these people get this stuff? What's up with the statue of the boy peeing? Then without taking a breath, it's got stats on the "Employee of the Month" movie.


Tuesday, October 17, 2006

AGift From Harley Davidson



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Great... another deal on fake watches! I actually clicked the link on this email just to see how much it was going for. They wanted $249.00 for that thing! That's crazy!

I don't think anyone is buying their watches because it seems they had to cut back on their hosting deal. It was one of the slowest sites I've seen!


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---------- My Thoughts ----------

Word to the wise: Never listen to spam emails when you're buying stock.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=INFX.OB


Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Good day

You've Seen Them On TV...
GAIN 3 INCHES in size
Ask your wife - SIZE DOES MATTER!
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because the Moon
Discontinuity, that this place, most sacred

---------- My Thoughts ----------

So what exactly is gaining the three inches? Is it my biceps? I've started lifting weights again and maybe this could help. I'm not really sure my wife cares that much about the size of my arms though.

What does the moon have to do with my lifting weights? These silly spammers are weird!


Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Re[2]:hi from Folvyn

Hallo .
I think we had correspondence a long time ago if it was not you I am sorry. If it was I could not answer you because my Mozilla mail manager was down for a long time and I could not fix it only with my friend's help I got the emails address out for me ..:) I hope it was whom we were corresponded with you are still interested, as I am, though I realize much time has passed since then... I really don't know where to start .... Maybe you could tell me a little about yourself since I lost our early letters, your appearance,age , hobbies, and are you still in the search? If it was you I wrote to and you are interested to get to know me better, I have a profile at: http://www.blahblahblah.com/blahblahblah

Don't really know what else to say for now I hope this is the right address

Let me know if you are interested, And I hope you won't run when you see my picture :-)

Best regards.....
Carola

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I thought this one was funny, so I actually went to the website that it linked to. It seemed to be some kind of profile for this woman:


Royal send this link to Regina

Hi Christopher,
Martha send this site to Ernest

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All prices start at just 189.- EURO
Please visit: http://blahblahblah.com

See you soon
Bonds Doug=20

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Who's Regina and why did you call me Christopher? Who's Martha and Ernest? I'm so confused! Maybe this doug guy wants me to buy Martha a watch. I just hope my wife doesn't get jealous. LOL


Sunday, October 08, 2006

Your Olay® Body Reviver sample



---------- My Thoughts ----------

Selling lotion online? Who in there right mind would order lotion online? No thanks... I'll just get some on my Wal-Mart shopping spree!


Wal-Mart™ Shopping Spree - $1500


---------- My Thoughts ----------

OK... as you can tell, I've started doing images. I just can't waste this opportunity to share my great spam!

This one wants me to take surveys and maybe, just maybe I could win a shopping trip to Wal-Mart. Even though the thought of that makes me excited, I'll have to pass on this deal. Oh and by the way, isn't that the Monopoly guy in the upper-left corner?


Saturday, October 07, 2006

magnetic invisible

But if we do go with e-voting we need to stay away from "blackbox" voting. x, the thick border along the sides and the bottom of windows can be used to drag the window. Does the FBI have the strength to arrest all of the perpetrators, not just the ones who get hung out to dry by their masters? Okay, not that last bit, but Foley is trying his best to make himself into the victim here. And he's been sold into sexual slavery in Uganda.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

The top of the email was about some stock that's supposed to be great. I'm not even sure what to say about this one. My favorite line is "And he's been sold into sexual slavery in Uganda."


Thursday, October 05, 2006

Up to 500% more volume, mutation pressure

BBC News report - everyone is talking about.
# Look your best during the summer months
# Lose excess weight
# Lose excess weight
And more..

http://blahblahblah.com

Regards,
Dr. Kaplan

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

First off, what's up with that subject: "mutation pressure"? What exactly are we talking about here? LOL

Why did they list "Lose excess weight" twice?

Ok... now, I'm really confused. What does this have to do with my computer's memory slot?


Need to buy medic ations but don't know where?

There is no need to let everybody know that you have health problems.
You want to save your money and get licensed medications? I bet you do!

Then click here: "http://blahblahblah.net/"

And get medications that you need instantly direct to your home.
We are verified by VeriSign and VISA so we provide secure and confidential purchase.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Shouldn't you go to a doctor to get medicine? That's what I do when I need medicine... and to think... I could have just ordered it from your cheesy website! No thanks, but maybe next time.


Tuesday, October 03, 2006

mossy crumb

Although it is a relatively expensive method compared to other hair removal treatments, it promises quick and effective results. You do test patches before deploying them across your network, don't you? Schedule a regular junk food meal once per week. The owner of the Central Florida location is local businessmanBill Finch. New York City, as one of the biggest cities in the entire world, is a center of American fashion.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

This one had the normal image at the top that had details about a certain stock. Then underneath, there was just a bunch of jibberish. I liked the part about deploying the hair removal treatments across your network. I'll have to try that one! LOL