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Summer's almost here? Yeah, only about 7 months away. I better start getting ready!

I'm not overweight, so I don't remember ever saying anything about my ugly fat. That's good that Amelia lost 20 pounds, but if I lost 20 pounds, I'd probably die.

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First off, I'm not looking for any pills Dr. Mobley, but thanks anyways. I think it's so funny that spammers just assume everybody is looking for pills. I guess if they send a million of these, someone will bite.

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This was actually in text format in the email. I just took a screenshot of it to preserve the format. This was the only text, so who knows what they wanted. Maybe it has something to do with a piano.

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I'm sure this one is legitimate! What makes them so special that they can sell it so cheap? Can you say "pirate"? Arrrgggh

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Here's another HGH email for you guys. I've received a few of these and I just love the high-quality image of the guy running. I also think it's funny that it says that it only takes 28 seconds. Is that how long it takes to shoot it up? DO NOT TYPE ANYTHING ABOUT HGH IN YOUR BROWSER!!!

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First of all, ordering pizza is a good thing. I love pizza! So, the answer is never. I've never been unhappy about ordering pizza. Why does spam email always assume that I'm fat. I'm actually trying to gain weight! Maybe I should start to order more pizza instead of this Anatrim crap! LOL

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Here's another brilliant attempt to get me to view some phony profile and sign up for something. Well, I went to it and here's an interesting tidbit of information:

About my family:
"I live with my mother and my younger sister. We are very close to one another and have always helped each other."

She lives with her mother? That's someone I'd be interested in! LOL

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I thought it would be cool to decypher this subject and the best I can come up with is something about living with painkillers. I could be wrong though. LOL

Neo-Hellenism

Hellenism as surviving or revival in modern times; the practice or pursuit of ancient Greek ideals in modern life, art, or literature, as in the Renaissance.

Analgesia

An analgesic (colloquially known as a painkiller) is any member of the diverse group of drugs used to relieve pain (achieve analgesia). This derives from Greek an-, "without", and -algia, "pain".

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Isn't Oprah fat?

I did a google search on "the Khyber" and the first one was this page:
http://www.thekhyber.com/

It's a band in Philadelphia. LOL

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Does that first part mean that I should nuke my wife? LOL

I guess the guy in the second part should have nuked that chick!