Thursday, December 28, 2006

White is still hopeful of becoming the first person to perform a head transplant on a human being.



In 1939 the corporate name changed to Taylorcraft Aviation Corp.
Network SecurityData StorageWireless TechMore Topics. but she is still going to kill him. In 1935, Piper bought out Taylor's interest in the company.
Network SecurityData StorageWireless TechMore Topics. In 1969, control of the company shifted from the Piper family to Chris Craft and Bangor Punta, though the Piper name was retained. So my fugitive aeronautical writings are now available to all.

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I'm not sure where these spammers get their subjects, but this one is priceless!


Saturday, December 23, 2006

Re[2]: You want me - my chief? )

Hello, bigfish.

Sunday, December 17, 2006, 12:18:35 PM, you wrote

> Hello.
> I love you with all my heart and soul.
> I miss you so much.
> I send you my photo. Please do not show it to your family and friends.
> Many kisses, Your Love.

HI
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Best regards,
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Ok... obviously, I didn't write that. I'm not sure I understand this email because they're not selling anything. Maybe I should call that number. LOL


Thursday, December 21, 2006

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I'm sure this is legitimate! Let's see... the retail price is almost $900, but you're selling it for about $80. Oh, and the website didn't even work. LOL


Sunday, December 17, 2006

hello

Good day to you. I am Senat Lesly, a staff of the United Nations (UN) and I also know that this mail will be of great surprise to you. I got your e-mail address from the Internet as I was soliciting for a partner who will work with us. Please, do not see this mail as one of those stories from some Africans of which I have received such too. In recent times, there have been conflicts all over the world especially in the Middle East, which has been of top concern to the UN. I happen to be one of the officials assigned to Iraq. I also played a great part in seeing that Afghanistan is been rebuilt and those casualties, especially children are well taken care of. During this period, my partners and I were able to secure some amount of money amounting to Thirty Million United State Dollars ($30M), which was moved to Europe. Moving this fund was easy because of the connections my partners had. Now that things have settled, we want to move the money out of the deposit company where it is deposited. We are contacting you to work with us because we are civil servants and cannot do it alone. The presence and participation of a neutral person is needed to achieve this transaction hence my contacting you. Note that all the relevant documents will be in place for this transaction to be hitch free. For your participation, you will be getting 20% of the total sum. This transaction will take not more than fourteen (14) banking/working days to be finalized from the day of commencement. Treat with to secrecy, as we will not want a blackmail or media scandal. You are the only person I contacted for this transaction and will hope to get your reply ASAP for further correspondence via my Private email ID: caliso1@terra.com.mx Yours faithfully, Senat Lesly.

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So, the United Nations needs me to do what again? LMAO!!!


Thursday, December 14, 2006

Hey, rockie

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I just had to write about this one! Rockie? Who in the world is that?

OK... yes, the holidays do bring me headaches, but I doubt that website can provide a solution. Oh wait... the site doesn't even load for me! LOL

Wait... what's this? There's a partially dead beetle in my melon? Huh? Where?


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First off, I'm not sure that I'm comfortable with that subject. LOL

Secondly, why in the world would I want women to wear shirts with my face on them? That would be kinda weird I think. Sure, I'm a handsome man, but it would still be weird.


Friday, December 08, 2006

hi Lanny.

Hi iamjustsendingthisleter.
How are you ? Call me.
Poor you, i don't even think how much spam you are recive.
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OK... this email is kinda funny, but the real funny part is that it's not advertising anything! What's the point of sending me a goofy email if you're not selling anything? Next!


Saturday, December 02, 2006

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That first line cracked me up! I've never thought about undressing in public before! LOL