fwd:Special Christmas discount on medications.

Dear Customer.

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Best regards,

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This one is obviously a little old, but did they just ask me if I was tired of spam? Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. Although, it does make a funny website.

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5-Days Target: $2.50
Long Term Target: $9.50

Rumor's circulating and keeping the focus on the company's news. We pick our companies based on there growth potential. How many times have you seen issues explode but you couldn't get your hands on them? We Love this company and at anytime they can put out major news and the price can triple. New news expected this comming week.

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OK... Who's old enough to remember the "Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling"?

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There was an image attached to this email that I wasn't going to save, but I thought the text was funny. The subject was about Viagra, but all the text was religious. Do you think Jesus would like the idea behind Viagra? LMAO!

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A chess board negotiates a prenuptial agreement with an umbrella.
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Ok... here's a normal Hoodia spam email... oh wait... what's up with the text? This has to be the craziest email I've ever received! I don't even know what to say! That first line is great! What's up with the dust bunnies and the fairy? All I can say is... DRUGS ARE BAD! LMAO!