Read My Spam

Let's chat

2007-12-02T17:13:00.000-05:00

Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at ciql[@]TheGlowPuppy[.]info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Hope you will like my pictures.

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First of all, this was from someone named "Timmy Jarvis". No, Timmy... I don't want to chat with you. Secondly, isn't that the guy on the Lipitor commercial with the artificial heart? Let me look... nope... that's Jarvik. Oh well...

Spam reaches all-time high of 95% of all email

2007-10-21T19:40:00.000-05:00

* Global spam levels reached an all-time high of 95% of all emails at its peak during the quarter.
* Blended threat messages -- or spam messages with links to malicious URLs -- accounted for up to 8% of all global email traffic during the peaks of various attacks during the quarter.
* One massive outbreak mid-quarter utilized over 11,000 dynamic zombie IP addresses to host malicious web sites. Leading zombie locations included the United States (36%) and Russia (8%).
* Image spam declined to a level of less than 5% of all spam, down from 30% in the first quarter of 2007; also, image pump-and-dump spam has all but disappeared, with pornographic images taking its place.
* PDF Spam represented 10-15% of all spam in early July and then dropped significantly, however a steady stream of PDF spam is still being maintained at 3-5% of all spam messages.
* Pharmaceuticals and sexual enhancers were the most popular spam topics, at 30% and 23%, respectively.

http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=5545

But this killeen

2007-10-21T08:09:00.000-05:00

This one is hardly promoted!!

Lookup: ASVP
Current: $0.64
1 Day Target price: $1
Expected: Steadily climb for the top..

WATCH IT LIKE A HAWK!!!

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

I thought this was kinda interesting... I used to be in the Army and I was stationed at Fort Hood, Texas. There was a small town right outside of the base named Killeen.

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2007-09-23T16:10:00.000-05:00

Hey bro! Nice talking to you the other day!

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

Did he say "Experience a revolution in your pants"? LOL

...and let the record show that I DID NOT talk to this person the other day!

I'M BACK!!!

2007-09-22T15:33:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry that I've got for so long! I've had some changes in my life and I should have more free time to work on all my projects. Now, I leave you today with some interesting spam facts.

Statistics for August 2007

Spam Statistics
Rate of Spam: 59.83%

Main Sources of Spam:
1. United States - 32.91%
2. United Kingdom - 23.21%
3. Germany - 19.45%
4. Netherlands - 07.11%
5. China - 07.01%

Virus Statistics
Rate of Virus infection: 4.11%

Top 5 most prevalent Viruses:
1. W32/Downldr2.AOUA - 21.46%
2. W32/Mytob.DJ - 20.89%
3. W32/Zafi.B - 11.20%
4. W32/Netsky.BR - 07.93%
5. W32/Mytob.CQ - 06.72%

From Mr Adam Williams

2007-03-20T06:22:00.000-05:00

From :Mr Adam Williams,
BIAO Bank In Abidjan,
Cote D'Ivoire .
Email: adamwilla2000@yahoo.co.jp

Hello,
My name is Mr Adam Williams.I work with the BIAO Bank in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire as an accountant Foreign operation department.

In the discharge of my duty, I stumbled on this domiciliary account that has remained dormant for three years now with fifteen million dollars($15m)in it.
I contacted my director and we sent out staff for enquiries and discovered that the account holder died in motor accident with the next of kin.

I am writing you so that we can work with you to remit the money into your account as the next of kin. it is simple process which will take a short while to process. outside this, the bank management will confiscate the money.

If I hear from you, I will tell you all you need to Know about the money.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Mr Adam Williams

---------- My Thoughts ----------

So, let me get this straight... I'm related to someone in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire? That's crazy!

I wonder why he's sending this email from a Japanese yahoo email account???

Anyways, I'm rich!!!

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2007-02-25T07:55:00.000-05:00

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also are expected to be closed tion after assuming office in AugustPresident Ford," Bush wrote in asked the well-respected Ford to leave Congress George H.W. Bush, 82, and Carter, 82. D-Michigan. (Watch how ceremonies"I don't think, if I had been "I don't think, if I had been at his home in Rancho Mirage,
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I'm still not 100% sure why spammers put all this goofy text at the end of short little messages, but this one caught my eye. Yes, when I'm in the mood for "romantic moments" I always just think about the president and other political events! LMAO!

fwd:Special Christmas discount on medications.

2007-01-25T19:17:00.000-05:00

Dear Customer.

Great news! USDrugs store offers Christmas discounts!

Tired of spam and afraid of frauds?
Now you have possibility to buy medications from reliable source and straight from the USA.

Please click here for more information.
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Order now and save on your medication!
We wish you Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Best regards,

---------- My Thoughts ----------

This one is obviously a little old, but did they just ask me if I was tired of spam? Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. Although, it does make a funny website.

Rice 'loves' Fox News; CBS anchor 'decent guy'

2007-01-12T06:07:00.000-05:00

IS MOMENTUM BUILDING FOR THIS STOCK? IS IT READY TO MOVE?
GO LOOK AT THE CHART RIGHT NOW!

Sy mbol: GLOW
On: PinkSheets
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Rumor's circulating and keeping the focus on the company's news. We pick our companies based on there growth potential. How many times have you seen issues explode but you couldn't get your hands on them? We Love this company and at anytime they can put out major news and the price can triple. New news expected this comming week.

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

OK... Who's old enough to remember the "Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling"?

All orders are accepted Soma, Viagra

2007-01-07T16:34:00.000-05:00

Thousands and ten thousands there are, who despise riches, privilege is this! to be changed from beasts into saints, and has an inclination to religion, but then he is very cautious anxiety on these accounts; hereafter you shall enjoy a perfect lives for ever to make intercession, and therefore will bless lament, but see that you subdue it daily by the power of persecutor, to you Corinthians, who were 'unclean, drunkards, heaven. Even wisdom itself assures us, ‘that a man's life doth spirit.” Hence it happens, that so many, even of the most them to look back on the everlasting love of God the Father; place him as our representative in the garden of Eden.believe that hell is no painted fire. And why then will you not king began to work so strongly, that he was obliged in open the Lord; indeed they have reason always to rejoice, yea, to the same principle of a false self-love. It is true, he runs not
Rhoda Guerrero

---------- My Thoughts ----------

There was an image attached to this email that I wasn't going to save, but I thought the text was funny. The subject was about Viagra, but all the text was religious. Do you think Jesus would like the idea behind Viagra? LMAO!

Re: ANSWER

2007-01-02T16:58:00.000-05:00

A chess board negotiates a prenuptial agreement with an umbrella.
After all, it was her single hesitant suggestion about the bee-sting which had shaped the book and given it its urgency when Paul had firmly believed he could never feel urgent about Misery again. Most people believe that the industrial complex behind a dust bunny avoids contact with the light bulb toward the fairy, but they need to remember how barely a grand piano ruminates.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Ok... here's a normal Hoodia spam email... oh wait... what's up with the text? This has to be the craziest email I've ever received! I don't even know what to say! That first line is great! What's up with the dust bunnies and the fairy? All I can say is... DRUGS ARE BAD! LMAO!

White is still hopeful of becoming the first person to perform a head transplant on a human being.

2006-12-28T21:09:00.000-05:00

In 1939 the corporate name changed to Taylorcraft Aviation Corp.
Network SecurityData StorageWireless TechMore Topics. but she is still going to kill him. In 1935, Piper bought out Taylor's interest in the company.
Network SecurityData StorageWireless TechMore Topics. In 1969, control of the company shifted from the Piper family to Chris Craft and Bangor Punta, though the Piper name was retained. So my fugitive aeronautical writings are now available to all.

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I'm not sure where these spammers get their subjects, but this one is priceless!

Re[2]: You want me - my chief? )

2006-12-23T11:48:00.000-05:00

Hello, bigfish.

Sunday, December 17, 2006, 12:18:35 PM, you wrote

> Hello.
> I love you with all my heart and soul.
> I miss you so much.
> I send you my photo. Please do not show it to your family and friends.
> Many kisses, Your Love.

HI
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Best regards,
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---------- My Thoughts ----------

Ok... obviously, I didn't write that. I'm not sure I understand this email because they're not selling anything. Maybe I should call that number. LOL

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2006-12-21T17:17:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

I'm sure this is legitimate! Let's see... the retail price is almost $900, but you're selling it for about $80. Oh, and the website didn't even work. LOL

hello

2006-12-17T17:50:00.000-05:00

Good day to you. I am Senat Lesly, a staff of the United Nations (UN) and I also know that this mail will be of great surprise to you. I got your e-mail address from the Internet as I was soliciting for a partner who will work with us. Please, do not see this mail as one of those stories from some Africans of which I have received such too. In recent times, there have been conflicts all over the world especially in the Middle East, which has been of top concern to the UN. I happen to be one of the officials assigned to Iraq. I also played a great part in seeing that Afghanistan is been rebuilt and those casualties, especially children are well taken care of. During this period, my partners and I were able to secure some amount of money amounting to Thirty Million United State Dollars ($30M), which was moved to Europe. Moving this fund was easy because of the connections my partners had. Now that things have settled, we want to move the money out of the deposit company where it is deposited. We are contacting you to work with us because we are civil servants and cannot do it alone. The presence and participation of a neutral person is needed to achieve this transaction hence my contacting you. Note that all the relevant documents will be in place for this transaction to be hitch free. For your participation, you will be getting 20% of the total sum. This transaction will take not more than fourteen (14) banking/working days to be finalized from the day of commencement. Treat with to secrecy, as we will not want a blackmail or media scandal. You are the only person I contacted for this transaction and will hope to get your reply ASAP for further correspondence via my Private email ID: caliso1@terra.com.mx Yours faithfully, Senat Lesly.

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So, the United Nations needs me to do what again? LMAO!!!

Hey, rockie

2006-12-14T17:50:00.000-05:00

Upcoming holydays brings you headache?
We have a solution!
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---------- My Thoughts ----------

I just had to write about this one! Rockie? Who in the world is that?

OK... yes, the holidays do bring me headaches, but I doubt that website can provide a solution. Oh wait... the site doesn't even load for me! LOL

Wait... what's this? There's a partially dead beetle in my melon? Huh? Where?

With Ultra Allure Pheromones women will be as happy to see you as kids are happy to see Santa

2006-12-14T17:47:00.000-05:00

If you use Ultra Allure Pheromones, women will order T-shirts with your face on them.
http://www.blahblah.com

---------- My Thoughts ----------

First off, I'm not sure that I'm comfortable with that subject. LOL

Secondly, why in the world would I want women to wear shirts with my face on them? That would be kinda weird I think. Sure, I'm a handsome man, but it would still be weird.

hi Lanny.

2006-12-08T19:52:00.000-05:00

Hi iamjustsendingthisleter.
How are you ? Call me.
Poor you, i don't even think how much spam you are recive.
Noted pediatrician and author

---------- My Thoughts ----------

OK... this email is kinda funny, but the real funny part is that it's not advertising anything! What's the point of sending me a goofy email if you're not selling anything? Next!

Melt away fa/t easily

2006-12-02T13:09:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

That first line cracked me up! I've never thought about undressing in public before! LOL

Summer is almost here, be ready

2006-11-24T11:45:00.000-05:00

Hoodia -- The newest and most exciting fat loss product available - As scen on Oprah

Do you remember all the times when you said to yourself you would do anything to get rid of this ugly fat everywhere? Fortunately, now no major sacrifice is necessary. With Hoodia, the ground-breaking pound-melting blend, you can get a healthier lifestyle and become really thinner. Have a look at what people say!

"I hate to admit it but I was a junk food addict. I ate all this trash and just could not stop. This misery stopped when I started taking Hoodia! God, my appetite decreased, mood improved and I lost 20 pounds in 2.5 months. I can tell you now I'm a happier person!"
Amelia B., Boston

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Summer's almost here? Yeah, only about 7 months away. I better start getting ready!

I'm not overweight, so I don't remember ever saying anything about my ugly fat. That's good that Amelia lost 20 pounds, but if I lost 20 pounds, I'd probably die.

fwd:Can't find ED pills at local drug store?

2006-11-24T11:42:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

First off, I'm not looking for any pills Dr. Mobley, but thanks anyways. I think it's so funny that spammers just assume everybody is looking for pills. I guess if they send a million of these, someone will bite.

Piano OnlyThis

2006-11-20T18:21:00.000-05:00

---------- My Thoughts ----------

This was actually in text format in the email. I just took a screenshot of it to preserve the format. This was the only text, so who knows what they wanted. Maybe it has something to do with a piano.

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2006-11-20T18:18:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

I'm sure this one is legitimate! What makes them so special that they can sell it so cheap? Can you say "pirate"? Arrrgggh

HGH

2006-11-15T21:42:00.000-05:00

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Here's another HGH email for you guys. I've received a few of these and I just love the high-quality image of the guy running. I also think it's funny that it says that it only takes 28 seconds. Is that how long it takes to shoot it up? DO NOT TYPE ANYTHING ABOUT HGH IN YOUR BROWSER!!!

Anatrim will change your life

2006-11-13T22:36:00.000-05:00

How many times did you get unhappy after noticing you keep ordering pizza after pizza? 0be/sity does not only affect the way you look and feel about yourself. It is also dangerous for your health, bringing plenty of health problems in a variety of spheres. And of course feeling shy to take off your clothes on a beach or in bed with your special one is so saddening.

You don't have to spend the rest of your life exercising yourself to death. You also don't have to experiment with suspicious po_und-fighting products. The only option you need is An atrim! Its completely naturaI blend of ingredients attacks o+besity like nothing else and suppresses your appetite, putting your mind in control of your e~ating. It also easily integrates into existing di-ets and has no side effects - it just tells your brain your stomach is full! Getting rid of extra po`unds now is safe and enjoyable. Ana/trim boosts not only your confidence but helps your body produce tons of natural energy!

Check out the testimonials of happy customers, at our site:
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---------- My Thoughts ----------

First of all, ordering pizza is a good thing. I love pizza! So, the answer is never. I've never been unhappy about ordering pizza. Why does spam email always assume that I'm fat. I'm actually trying to gain weight! Maybe I should start to order more pizza instead of this Anatrim crap! LOL