Read My Spam

Let's chat

2007-12-02T17:13:00.000-05:00

Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at ciql[@]TheGlowPuppy[.]info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Hope you will like my pictures.

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First of all, this was from someone named "Timmy Jarvis". No, Timmy... I don't want to chat with you. Secondly, isn't that the guy on the Lipitor commercial with the artificial heart? Let me look... nope... that's Jarvik. Oh well...

Spam reaches all-time high of 95% of all email

2007-10-21T19:40:00.000-05:00

* Global spam levels reached an all-time high of 95% of all emails at its peak during the quarter.
* Blended threat messages -- or spam messages with links to malicious URLs -- accounted for up to 8% of all global email traffic during the peaks of various attacks during the quarter.
* One massive outbreak mid-quarter utilized over 11,000 dynamic zombie IP addresses to host malicious web sites. Leading zombie locations included the United States (36%) and Russia (8%).
* Image spam declined to a level of less than 5% of all spam, down from 30% in the first quarter of 2007; also, image pump-and-dump spam has all but disappeared, with pornographic images taking its place.
* PDF Spam represented 10-15% of all spam in early July and then dropped significantly, however a steady stream of PDF spam is still being maintained at 3-5% of all spam messages.
* Pharmaceuticals and sexual enhancers were the most popular spam topics, at 30% and 23%, respectively.

http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=5545

But this killeen

2007-10-21T08:09:00.000-05:00

This one is hardly promoted!!

Lookup: ASVP
Current: $0.64
1 Day Target price: $1
Expected: Steadily climb for the top..

WATCH IT LIKE A HAWK!!!

See bullish news online right now, postmaster, call broker..

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I thought this was kinda interesting... I used to be in the Army and I was stationed at Fort Hood, Texas. There was a small town right outside of the base named Killeen.

Experience a revolution in your pants with Virility Patch RX.

2007-09-23T16:10:00.000-05:00

Hey bro! Nice talking to you the other day!

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Did he say "Experience a revolution in your pants"? LOL

...and let the record show that I DID NOT talk to this person the other day!

I'M BACK!!!

2007-09-22T15:33:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry that I've got for so long! I've had some changes in my life and I should have more free time to work on all my projects. Now, I leave you today with some interesting spam facts.

Statistics for August 2007

Spam Statistics
Rate of Spam: 59.83%

Main Sources of Spam:
1. United States - 32.91%
2. United Kingdom - 23.21%
3. Germany - 19.45%
4. Netherlands - 07.11%
5. China - 07.01%

Virus Statistics
Rate of Virus infection: 4.11%

Top 5 most prevalent Viruses:
1. W32/Downldr2.AOUA - 21.46%
2. W32/Mytob.DJ - 20.89%
3. W32/Zafi.B - 11.20%
4. W32/Netsky.BR - 07.93%
5. W32/Mytob.CQ - 06.72%

From Mr Adam Williams

2007-03-20T06:22:00.000-05:00

From :Mr Adam Williams,
BIAO Bank In Abidjan,
Cote D'Ivoire .
Email: adamwilla2000@yahoo.co.jp

Hello,
My name is Mr Adam Williams.I work with the BIAO Bank in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire as an accountant Foreign operation department.

In the discharge of my duty, I stumbled on this domiciliary account that has remained dormant for three years now with fifteen million dollars($15m)in it.
I contacted my director and we sent out staff for enquiries and discovered that the account holder died in motor accident with the next of kin.

I am writing you so that we can work with you to remit the money into your account as the next of kin. it is simple process which will take a short while to process. outside this, the bank management will confiscate the money.

If I hear from you, I will tell you all you need to Know about the money.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Mr Adam Williams

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So, let me get this straight... I'm related to someone in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire? That's crazy!

I wonder why he's sending this email from a Japanese yahoo email account???

Anyways, I'm rich!!!

Top brands available for u

2007-02-25T07:55:00.000-05:00

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YOU just will bring back some romantic moments that u lost in past!
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In Ford's honor, Bush ordered U.S. under military escort at theFord was born Leslie Lynch King on when we needed him most." July 14, 1913, in Omaha, Nebraskaand for an office that needed a calm and
As the noose was tightened around him in an Islamic coffin, someone minister who was interviewed on state television."He was a broken man," he said. were arrested without warrants. people I can think of who have not permit executions to be carried execution were present." but al-Rubaie said their executions were postponed.
also are expected to be closed tion after assuming office in AugustPresident Ford," Bush wrote in asked the well-respected Ford to leave Congress George H.W. Bush, 82, and Carter, 82. D-Michigan. (Watch how ceremonies"I don't think, if I had been "I don't think, if I had been at his home in Rancho Mirage,
have one specific date for Saddam so people remember execution. (Watch al-Rubaie describeHe said that celebrations broke out after the 1982 Dujail massacre, in which 148 the 1982 Dujail massacre, in which 148 the 1982 Dujail massacre, in which 148 Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki The U.S. State Department says number of people -- some of
"assumed office during one of the greatestEpiscopal Church, which Ford and for 30 years, were lined with anthe University of MichiganFord is survived by his wife, Betty by emphasizing the need for bipartisanship"I don't think, if I had been blamed for costing him the 1976 election, designated as a day of mourning for Ford.

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I'm still not 100% sure why spammers put all this goofy text at the end of short little messages, but this one caught my eye. Yes, when I'm in the mood for "romantic moments" I always just think about the president and other political events! LMAO!

fwd:Special Christmas discount on medications.

2007-01-25T19:17:00.000-05:00

Dear Customer.

Great news! USDrugs store offers Christmas discounts!

Tired of spam and afraid of frauds?
Now you have possibility to buy medications from reliable source and straight from the USA.

Please click here for more information.
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Order now and save on your medication!
We wish you Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Best regards,

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This one is obviously a little old, but did they just ask me if I was tired of spam? Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. Although, it does make a funny website.

Rice 'loves' Fox News; CBS anchor 'decent guy'

2007-01-12T06:07:00.000-05:00

IS MOMENTUM BUILDING FOR THIS STOCK? IS IT READY TO MOVE?
GO LOOK AT THE CHART RIGHT NOW!

Sy mbol: GLOW
On: PinkSheets
5-Days Target: $2.50
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Rumor's circulating and keeping the focus on the company's news. We pick our companies based on there growth potential. How many times have you seen issues explode but you couldn't get your hands on them? We Love this company and at anytime they can put out major news and the price can triple. New news expected this comming week.

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OK... Who's old enough to remember the "Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling"?

All orders are accepted Soma, Viagra

2007-01-07T16:34:00.000-05:00

Thousands and ten thousands there are, who despise riches, privilege is this! to be changed from beasts into saints, and has an inclination to religion, but then he is very cautious anxiety on these accounts; hereafter you shall enjoy a perfect lives for ever to make intercession, and therefore will bless lament, but see that you subdue it daily by the power of persecutor, to you Corinthians, who were 'unclean, drunkards, heaven. Even wisdom itself assures us, ‘that a man's life doth spirit.” Hence it happens, that so many, even of the most them to look back on the everlasting love of God the Father; place him as our representative in the garden of Eden.believe that hell is no painted fire. And why then will you not king began to work so strongly, that he was obliged in open the Lord; indeed they have reason always to rejoice, yea, to the same principle of a false self-love. It is true, he runs not
Rhoda Guerrero

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There was an image attached to this email that I wasn't going to save, but I thought the text was funny. The subject was about Viagra, but all the text was religious. Do you think Jesus would like the idea behind Viagra? LMAO!

Re: ANSWER

2007-01-02T16:58:00.000-05:00

A chess board negotiates a prenuptial agreement with an umbrella.
After all, it was her single hesitant suggestion about the bee-sting which had shaped the book and given it its urgency when Paul had firmly believed he could never feel urgent about Misery again. Most people believe that the industrial complex behind a dust bunny avoids contact with the light bulb toward the fairy, but they need to remember how barely a grand piano ruminates.

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Ok... here's a normal Hoodia spam email... oh wait... what's up with the text? This has to be the craziest email I've ever received! I don't even know what to say! That first line is great! What's up with the dust bunnies and the fairy? All I can say is... DRUGS ARE BAD! LMAO!

White is still hopeful of becoming the first person to perform a head transplant on a human being.

2006-12-28T21:09:00.000-05:00

In 1939 the corporate name changed to Taylorcraft Aviation Corp.
Network SecurityData StorageWireless TechMore Topics. but she is still going to kill him. In 1935, Piper bought out Taylor's interest in the company.
Network SecurityData StorageWireless TechMore Topics. In 1969, control of the company shifted from the Piper family to Chris Craft and Bangor Punta, though the Piper name was retained. So my fugitive aeronautical writings are now available to all.

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I'm not sure where these spammers get their subjects, but this one is priceless!

Re[2]: You want me - my chief? )

2006-12-23T11:48:00.000-05:00

Hello, bigfish.

Sunday, December 17, 2006, 12:18:35 PM, you wrote

> Hello.
> I love you with all my heart and soul.
> I miss you so much.
> I send you my photo. Please do not show it to your family and friends.
> Many kisses, Your Love.

HI
Super nice foto :) Call me:6307667

Best regards,
caralea23 mailto:caralea23@hotmail.com

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Ok... obviously, I didn't write that. I'm not sure I understand this email because they're not selling anything. Maybe I should call that number. LOL

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2006-12-21T17:17:00.000-05:00

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I'm sure this is legitimate! Let's see... the retail price is almost $900, but you're selling it for about $80. Oh, and the website didn't even work. LOL

hello

2006-12-17T17:50:00.000-05:00

Good day to you. I am Senat Lesly, a staff of the United Nations (UN) and I also know that this mail will be of great surprise to you. I got your e-mail address from the Internet as I was soliciting for a partner who will work with us. Please, do not see this mail as one of those stories from some Africans of which I have received such too. In recent times, there have been conflicts all over the world especially in the Middle East, which has been of top concern to the UN. I happen to be one of the officials assigned to Iraq. I also played a great part in seeing that Afghanistan is been rebuilt and those casualties, especially children are well taken care of. During this period, my partners and I were able to secure some amount of money amounting to Thirty Million United State Dollars ($30M), which was moved to Europe. Moving this fund was easy because of the connections my partners had. Now that things have settled, we want to move the money out of the deposit company where it is deposited. We are contacting you to work with us because we are civil servants and cannot do it alone. The presence and participation of a neutral person is needed to achieve this transaction hence my contacting you. Note that all the relevant documents will be in place for this transaction to be hitch free. For your participation, you will be getting 20% of the total sum. This transaction will take not more than fourteen (14) banking/working days to be finalized from the day of commencement. Treat with to secrecy, as we will not want a blackmail or media scandal. You are the only person I contacted for this transaction and will hope to get your reply ASAP for further correspondence via my Private email ID: caliso1@terra.com.mx Yours faithfully, Senat Lesly.

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So, the United Nations needs me to do what again? LMAO!!!

Hey, rockie

2006-12-14T17:50:00.000-05:00

Upcoming holydays brings you headache?
We have a solution!
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quasi-living melon beetle
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I just had to write about this one! Rockie? Who in the world is that?

OK... yes, the holidays do bring me headaches, but I doubt that website can provide a solution. Oh wait... the site doesn't even load for me! LOL

Wait... what's this? There's a partially dead beetle in my melon? Huh? Where?

With Ultra Allure Pheromones women will be as happy to see you as kids are happy to see Santa

2006-12-14T17:47:00.000-05:00

If you use Ultra Allure Pheromones, women will order T-shirts with your face on them.
http://www.blahblah.com

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First off, I'm not sure that I'm comfortable with that subject. LOL

Secondly, why in the world would I want women to wear shirts with my face on them? That would be kinda weird I think. Sure, I'm a handsome man, but it would still be weird.

hi Lanny.

2006-12-08T19:52:00.000-05:00

Hi iamjustsendingthisleter.
How are you ? Call me.
Poor you, i don't even think how much spam you are recive.
Noted pediatrician and author

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OK... this email is kinda funny, but the real funny part is that it's not advertising anything! What's the point of sending me a goofy email if you're not selling anything? Next!

Melt away fa/t easily

2006-12-02T13:09:00.000-05:00

How many times did you get unhappy after hating the idea to undress in public? 0be~sity does not only affect the way you look and feel about yourself. It is also dangerous for your health, bringing plenty of health problems in a variety of spheres. And of course feeling shy to take off your clothes on a beach or in bed with your special one is so saddening.

You don't have to spend the rest of your life exercising yourself to death. You also don't have to experiment with suspicious po*und-fighting products. The only option you need is An atrim! Its completely naturaI blend of ingredients attacks o+besity like nothing else and suppresses your appetite, putting your mind in control of your e ating. It also easily integrates into existing di+ets and has no side effects - millions of people are in full control of their we-ight now! Getting rid of extra po_unds now is safe and enjoyable. Ana~trim boosts not only your confidence but helps your body produce tons of natural energy!

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That first line cracked me up! I've never thought about undressing in public before! LOL

Summer is almost here, be ready

2006-11-24T11:45:00.000-05:00

Hoodia -- The newest and most exciting fat loss product available - As scen on Oprah

Do you remember all the times when you said to yourself you would do anything to get rid of this ugly fat everywhere? Fortunately, now no major sacrifice is necessary. With Hoodia, the ground-breaking pound-melting blend, you can get a healthier lifestyle and become really thinner. Have a look at what people say!

"I hate to admit it but I was a junk food addict. I ate all this trash and just could not stop. This misery stopped when I started taking Hoodia! God, my appetite decreased, mood improved and I lost 20 pounds in 2.5 months. I can tell you now I'm a happier person!"
Amelia B., Boston

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Summer's almost here? Yeah, only about 7 months away. I better start getting ready!

I'm not overweight, so I don't remember ever saying anything about my ugly fat. That's good that Amelia lost 20 pounds, but if I lost 20 pounds, I'd probably die.

fwd:Can't find ED pills at local drug store?

2006-11-24T11:42:00.000-05:00

Hello!

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Buy any medication that you need here:
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And you'll get them instantly!

With best regards
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First off, I'm not looking for any pills Dr. Mobley, but thanks anyways. I think it's so funny that spammers just assume everybody is looking for pills. I guess if they send a million of these, someone will bite.

Piano OnlyThis

2006-11-20T18:21:00.000-05:00

---------- My Thoughts ----------

This was actually in text format in the email. I just took a screenshot of it to preserve the format. This was the only text, so who knows what they wanted. Maybe it has something to do with a piano.

Re: About software

2006-11-20T18:18:00.000-05:00

More than 200 software titles from world leading manufacturers

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I'm sure this one is legitimate! What makes them so special that they can sell it so cheap? Can you say "pirate"? Arrrgggh

HGH

2006-11-15T21:42:00.000-05:00

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Here's another HGH email for you guys. I've received a few of these and I just love the high-quality image of the guy running. I also think it's funny that it says that it only takes 28 seconds. Is that how long it takes to shoot it up? DO NOT TYPE ANYTHING ABOUT HGH IN YOUR BROWSER!!!

Anatrim will change your life

2006-11-13T22:36:00.000-05:00

How many times did you get unhappy after noticing you keep ordering pizza after pizza? 0be/sity does not only affect the way you look and feel about yourself. It is also dangerous for your health, bringing plenty of health problems in a variety of spheres. And of course feeling shy to take off your clothes on a beach or in bed with your special one is so saddening.

You don't have to spend the rest of your life exercising yourself to death. You also don't have to experiment with suspicious po_und-fighting products. The only option you need is An atrim! Its completely naturaI blend of ingredients attacks o+besity like nothing else and suppresses your appetite, putting your mind in control of your e~ating. It also easily integrates into existing di-ets and has no side effects - it just tells your brain your stomach is full! Getting rid of extra po`unds now is safe and enjoyable. Ana/trim boosts not only your confidence but helps your body produce tons of natural energy!

Check out the testimonials of happy customers, at our site:
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First of all, ordering pizza is a good thing. I love pizza! So, the answer is never. I've never been unhappy about ordering pizza. Why does spam email always assume that I'm fat. I'm actually trying to gain weight! Maybe I should start to order more pizza instead of this Anatrim crap! LOL

I want to say hello

2006-11-07T22:56:00.000-05:00

Aloha, My Gentleman!
I am young and attractive woman and I believe I deserve for happiness as any human being. What do you think is the most important in this life? I believe you'll agree with me that LOVE is what we all are looking for……
I am eager to make my man happy, I am longing for the cozy evenings together where we cuddle on the sofa and whisper tender words...
I have a lot of interests in life like reading, cooking, associating with friends, visiting new places and learn everything new.
If you are looking for the same things, I hope you answer my letter
http://withloveonly.com/mydearfriend

Waiting for your reply:)

Karis

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Here's another brilliant attempt to get me to view some phony profile and sign up for something. Well, I went to it and here's an interesting tidbit of information:

About my family:
"I live with my mother and my younger sister. We are very close to one another and have always helped each other."

She lives with her mother? That's someone I'd be interested in! LOL

Neo-hellenism para-analgesia

2006-11-04T14:40:00.000-05:00

"only this; that if he is so, you can have no reason to suppose he will make an offer to me."and disappointed, dared not approach nearer to wickham, georgiana also recovered in time, though

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I thought it would be cool to decypher this subject and the best I can come up with is something about living with painkillers. I could be wrong though. LOL

Neo-Hellenism

Hellenism as surviving or revival in modern times; the practice or pursuit of ancient Greek ideals in modern life, art, or literature, as in the Renaissance.

Analgesia

An analgesic (colloquially known as a painkiller) is any member of the diverse group of drugs used to relieve pain (achieve analgesia). This derives from Greek an-, "without", and -algia, "pain".

Re: whitlock

2006-11-03T16:11:00.000-05:00

Hey rocky
You dont have time for GYM? OPRAH knows how to help you!
http://blahblah.com
the Political Agency of the Khyber,

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Isn't Oprah fat?

I did a google search on "the Khyber" and the first one was this page:
http://www.thekhyber.com/

It's a band in Philadelphia. LOL

Hallo

2006-11-02T12:22:00.000-05:00

Bring back some romantic moments that u lost in past.
Deliver the ultimate weapon and youre sure to slide in!
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being introduced to any other lady, and spent the rest of the evening in walking about the room, anger against him had been long done away; but had she still felt any, it could hardly have stood its

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Does that first part mean that I should nuke my wife? LOL

I guess the guy in the second part should have nuked that chick!

Howdy

2006-10-25T15:25:00.000-05:00

Pick a lock to your girlfriends heart with your ultimate key!
http://blahblahblah.com/
dead rats. This plague, however, had descended
Ruddy and Abdikadir walked

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I'm pretty sure I know what they're talking about when they say "your ultimate key", but I'm not 100% sure about the dead rats and the plague. That makes me NOT want whatever they're selling! LOL

Adeline Odell wrote:

2006-10-20T21:58:00.000-05:00

hi Adeline i hope this is your e-mail. I was like to see you the other day. I expect you was excited about New York. So much so much happening all the time, lots of great opportunities. And speaking of opportunities, the deal I was speaking you about yesterday embraces a company called Tex-Homa (TXHE).
It's already heading up, but the big information isn't even out yet, so there's still time. I have got this shares already and made 2000. I recommend you to do the same today.

Hope this helps you out. I'll see you this weekend.
Yours Adeline Odell

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Who is Adeline? Anyways... I'll have to keep my eye on this great stock opportunity. That person already made 2000!

2000 what? Clams? Pesos? Chickens?

Join the thousands of people who got slim

2006-10-20T21:46:00.000-05:00

So, Mrs Faraway dedicated her life to total to, according to studio estimates Sunday. terribly vein woman, always beautifully groomed with far too many rings on her dainty fingers and she was a snob. She hated the display is inflammatory enough to prejudice a jury. The California courts concluded that the buttons did not...

made up the centrepiece with a statue of a boy with his pants down peeing in the fountain.workplace comedy "Employee of the Month" with Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook and Dax Shepard, debuted in fourth place John Cameron Mitchell ("Hedwig and the Angry Inch"), opened with $120,650 at six theaters in five cities. Circuit decision divided the court...

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These were just a few excerpts from the email. I'm not even sure how to respond to this one. Where do these people get this stuff? What's up with the statue of the boy peeing? Then without taking a breath, it's got stats on the "Employee of the Month" movie.

AGift From Harley Davidson

2006-10-17T20:08:00.000-05:00

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Great... another deal on fake watches! I actually clicked the link on this email just to see how much it was going for. They wanted $249.00 for that thing! That's crazy!

I don't think anyone is buying their watches because it seems they had to cut back on their hosting deal. It was one of the slowest sites I've seen!

Re[4]: Check out for H O T N E W S!

2006-10-17T15:46:00.000-05:00

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Word to the wise: Never listen to spam emails when you're buying stock.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=INFX.OB

Good day

2006-10-11T21:03:00.000-05:00

You've Seen Them On TV...
GAIN 3 INCHES in size
Ask your wife - SIZE DOES MATTER!
http://blahblahblah.com
because the Moon
Discontinuity, that this place, most sacred

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So what exactly is gaining the three inches? Is it my biceps? I've started lifting weights again and maybe this could help. I'm not really sure my wife cares that much about the size of my arms though.

What does the moon have to do with my lifting weights? These silly spammers are weird!

Re[2]:hi from Folvyn

2006-10-10T19:34:00.000-05:00

Hallo .
I think we had correspondence a long time ago if it was not you I am sorry. If it was I could not answer you because my Mozilla mail manager was down for a long time and I could not fix it only with my friend's help I got the emails address out for me ..:) I hope it was whom we were corresponded with you are still interested, as I am, though I realize much time has passed since then... I really don't know where to start .... Maybe you could tell me a little about yourself since I lost our early letters, your appearance,age , hobbies, and are you still in the search? If it was you I wrote to and you are interested to get to know me better, I have a profile at: http://www.blahblahblah.com/blahblahblah

Don't really know what else to say for now I hope this is the right address

Let me know if you are interested, And I hope you won't run when you see my picture :-)

Best regards.....
Carola

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I thought this one was funny, so I actually went to the website that it linked to. It seemed to be some kind of profile for this woman:

Royal send this link to Regina

2006-10-10T19:30:00.000-05:00

Hi Christopher,
Martha send this site to Ernest

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All prices start at just 189.- EURO
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See you soon
Bonds Doug=20

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Who's Regina and why did you call me Christopher? Who's Martha and Ernest? I'm so confused! Maybe this doug guy wants me to buy Martha a watch. I just hope my wife doesn't get jealous. LOL

Your Olay® Body Reviver sample

2006-10-08T10:38:00.000-05:00

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Selling lotion online? Who in there right mind would order lotion online? No thanks... I'll just get some on my Wal-Mart shopping spree!

Wal-Mart™ Shopping Spree - $1500

2006-10-08T10:30:00.000-05:00

---------- My Thoughts ----------

OK... as you can tell, I've started doing images. I just can't waste this opportunity to share my great spam!

This one wants me to take surveys and maybe, just maybe I could win a shopping trip to Wal-Mart. Even though the thought of that makes me excited, I'll have to pass on this deal. Oh and by the way, isn't that the Monopoly guy in the upper-left corner?

magnetic invisible

2006-10-07T07:51:00.000-05:00

But if we do go with e-voting we need to stay away from "blackbox" voting. x, the thick border along the sides and the bottom of windows can be used to drag the window. Does the FBI have the strength to arrest all of the perpetrators, not just the ones who get hung out to dry by their masters? Okay, not that last bit, but Foley is trying his best to make himself into the victim here. And he's been sold into sexual slavery in Uganda.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

The top of the email was about some stock that's supposed to be great. I'm not even sure what to say about this one. My favorite line is "And he's been sold into sexual slavery in Uganda."

Up to 500% more volume, mutation pressure

2006-10-05T16:48:00.000-05:00

BBC News report - everyone is talking about.
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# Lose excess weight
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And more..

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Regards,
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the highly vulnerable but steadfastly courageous Royal Tank Units."
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---------- My Thoughts ----------

First off, what's up with that subject: "mutation pressure"? What exactly are we talking about here? LOL

Why did they list "Lose excess weight" twice?

Ok... now, I'm really confused. What does this have to do with my computer's memory slot?

Need to buy medic ations but don't know where?

2006-10-05T16:44:00.000-05:00

There is no need to let everybody know that you have health problems.
You want to save your money and get licensed medications? I bet you do!

Then click here: "http://blahblahblah.net/"

And get medications that you need instantly direct to your home.
We are verified by VeriSign and VISA so we provide secure and confidential purchase.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Shouldn't you go to a doctor to get medicine? That's what I do when I need medicine... and to think... I could have just ordered it from your cheesy website! No thanks, but maybe next time.

mossy crumb

2006-10-03T05:00:00.000-05:00

Although it is a relatively expensive method compared to other hair removal treatments, it promises quick and effective results. You do test patches before deploying them across your network, don't you? Schedule a regular junk food meal once per week. The owner of the Central Florida location is local businessmanBill Finch. New York City, as one of the biggest cities in the entire world, is a center of American fashion.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

This one had the normal image at the top that had details about a certain stock. Then underneath, there was just a bunch of jibberish. I liked the part about deploying the hair removal treatments across your network. I'll have to try that one! LOL

Hello

2006-09-27T21:46:00.000-05:00

Make a miracles in bed!
JUS check it!
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original burger fifty billion
bath towel about her, Rachael said,

---------- My Thoughts ----------

What a great email. It's short, sweet and to the point. What's the point you ask? Who knows?

Shouldn't that be "Make a miracle in bed!"?

What is "JUS check it!"? Spam ebonics?

Where did the burger come from? Is it in the shape of the virgin Mary? Can I sell it on ebay?

you wont find anything better Jose

2006-09-26T15:18:00.000-05:00

We've attempted to contact you to refinance your home. Your current loan has been pre-approved for a lower rate.

Visit here to confirm your informationation within 24 hours.
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Best Regards,
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Account Manager

the world. People in the Middle East began to grow cereal grasses and
to accomplish. He married the president's niece, Emily. (Citizen Kane)

---------- My Thoughts ----------

On this one, I left the actual website address because that's the funny part. I'm sure that Judy runs a great refinance business on her geocities account, but I'll have to pass! LOL

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2006-09-26T15:12:00.000-05:00

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I thought of gagging you, but gags are dangerous, especially if you're taking drugs that affect respiration. He kept thinking she would tear the paper to shreds, but it seemed she did not quite dare do this. But the piece of alien metal must have fallen all the way to the bottom of the lock, because her key worked perfectly.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

At first I thought this was a normal spam about my equipment, but then I realized it was about gagging and alien metal! Put the crack pipe down and step away from the keyboard!!! Anyways... it's a good thing she got her key to work. WTF?

Express Credit Processing

2006-09-24T10:58:00.000-05:00

There's no place like home--The Wizard of OZ Possible Interpretation: Women do not like the nice guys. Don't take any wooden nickels. He that stands for nothing will fall for everything. In order to get where you want to go, you frist have to leave where you are. If you don't have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all!
Time is of the essence. Scratch my back and I will scratch yours. Possible Interpretation: Accomplishing two things with a single action. Possible Interpretation: One can get more cooperation from others by being nice. He who laughs, lasts. There's always a deep breath before a plunge.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I love the spam emails that consist of an image, that gets blocked, and then a bunch of jibberish. What does the Wizard of Oz have to do with credit processing???

refresh my memory and mental energy

2006-09-24T10:45:00.000-05:00

It is a fact that we are going to grow old, but we needn't grow old the way our relatives have: frail, fatigued, depressed, possibly confused, and definitely afraid to risk going outside, because we could end up falling on the ground and breaking a bone, or worse.

Now, there's HGH Life:

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thanks for looking
Korando Rebecca

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I get these HGH spams all the time now. This reminds me of an article in the new Maxim magazine.

Quoted from the article:
"The average life expectancy of the American male is 75.2 puny years. Come January, 55,000 of you will have died from boozing, 629,701 from heart disease or cancer, and 69,257 from accidents like getting T-boned by a bus or struck by lightning. But even death's skeletal kiss means squat to dudes, as 69 percent carry gut kegs, 28 percent have high blood pressure, and 24 percent still suck cancer sticks. But no worries - light up, take a swig, and read on." Then it talks about replacement body parts that will be available in 2048.

Trade Your Car For a New One

2006-09-20T22:30:00.000-05:00

What's your car worth? find out now!

---------- My Thoughts ----------

The funny thing here is that I just bought a new truck and when I looked up the trade-in value of my old car, it was only worth $113!

Re[3]: from Yanochka K.

2006-09-20T22:23:00.000-05:00

Ave ….

I want to start my first letter from a question: "Is it possible to be happy without LOVE?" I think that you will agree with me if the answer will be "NO WAY". Love is the most beautiful and exciting thing that may happen between man and woman! It inspires us only for doing positive things towards each other. One very famous writer said: "The beauty will rescue the world" i agree with his words but still i would add : " LOVE and Beauty will rescure the world". I hope you agree with me that Love is a big notion. There's love to God, to Mother, to a child to the country where you were born, and there's love that joins a man and woman for all their life. That is the LOVE i'm looking for! And i'm seeking for the man who is also eager to have this life long adventure full of surprises and new experience we can share together! Will you join me for this trip? I do realise that it should be very difficult to say "Yes" from the first letter having no idea about me. That's why i just offer to get to know each other better though correspondence that will help us to reveal many things about each other whether we mach perfectly or not. In addition you can look at my pictures and read some info about me here
http://www.blahblahblah.com I hope you'll like what you see and read there. Well closing my first letter to you i just want to thank you for reading it and i really hope that you'll share my point of view on what i said above. I do really hope that you'll answer me soon.

see you later
Yanochka K.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

"Is it possible to be happy without LOVE?" Is this a trick question?

How much do I have to pay for your love Yanochka?

mute

2006-09-14T23:47:00.000-05:00

... If were not at the main entranceat one, youll know that Providence has intervened. Therewas a little captain with a black moustache. People who dont know him well will always misjudge him. He shook himself vigorously, and they both jumped back. ... Deep breathin and carrots tocool the blood. But, darling, those two are not going to say anything;need it ever come out? Inthe matter of Jeans emerald pendant they had behaved beautifully. She waited, talking of other things, till Hilary came in.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

These were only segments of the original email. There seemed to be an image at the top and then just a bunch of jibberish.

What's up with the little captain and his black moustache? Deep breathin and carrots? What is that about? That sounds kinky! Who's Hilary?

Claim your prize.

2006-09-14T22:42:00.000-05:00

Australian Lottery. NSW Lotteries Corporation, 2 Figtree Drive, Homebush Bay NSW 2127 Dear Sir/Madam, CONGRATULATIONS: YOU WON 2,000,000.00. This is to inform you of the result of Australian Lottery, which was held on the 8th, Septemder 2006. Your e-mail address attached to prize winning number: 648 2 3 16 34 36 42 45 and supplementary number: 37 38 drew a prize of 2,000, 000.00 (Two Million Euros). This l ucky draw came first in the 2nd Category of the Sweepstake. You will receive the sum of 2,000,000.00 (Two Million Euros) from our authorized bank in Netherlands. blah blah blah...

---------- My Thoughts ----------

How cool is this? I just won two million dollars! What should I buy? LOL

I can't believe my numbers won: 648 2 3 16 34 36 42 45

What a joke! That means that there is at least 648 numbers in the Australian Lottery? What are the odds there?

Re[3]: How do you do,

2006-09-14T22:39:00.000-05:00

Hi, Marco

If you feel sad and lonely, go to my page and let's start chatting :)
http://www.blahblahblah.com

a rivederci,
Carito

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Marco? Who's Marco? Anyways, I'm not very sad or lonely, so there's no need to chat with you. I'm sure it would be exciting, but I'll have to pass. No thanks!

This Watch is phenomenal

2006-09-08T21:42:00.000-05:00

I just got my wife a Bvlgari watch and she really loves it. I can't afford to spend $30 000 on a watch for her, though I would love to; but this did the trick. It looks exactly like the real thing and she's actually glad I didn't spend $30 000 on a watch but saved $29 750 instead. This turned out perfect guys, thanks for providing such a great product, with such great prices. This was a great experience ordering from your company.

- Alyssa

Go To http://www.blahblahblah.com

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Great... a new watch spam email. What exactly is a Bvlgari watch and why do I care? I wouldn't even spand $250 on a watch!

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2006-09-06T21:17:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

Why is it that you can sell this software so cheap? Maybe because it's not legal!

Anyways... I use linux so I don't need to pay for software. SUCKER!

Join, paper-capped

2006-09-05T18:31:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

I'm confused about this subject line. What exactly is an erectoin? Should I be worried if I lose mine? Can someone help me find my erectoin? I thought I just had it! Maybe this pill will help me find it.

Your Account #086534896869 Has been Pre-approved

2006-09-05T18:28:00.000-05:00

Thanks to a nomination by an associate of yours, there are potentially three deals that will be offerd to you. Notice - past credit history is NOT a factor for this promotion as long as you still have own a home and we recieve word from you within 24 hours.

In accordance with our terms please visit here to verify your information on our secure, private site to ensure our records are accurate.
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---------- My Thoughts ----------

A nomination from who??? Ok... who nominated me? I'm such a lucky person!

Thanks Brady, but no thanks! DELETE!

Your account is temporarily suspended!

2006-09-05T18:22:00.000-05:00

Dear Chase account holder,

We recently reviewed your account, and suspect that your Chase Internet Banking account may have been accessed by an unauthorized third party. Protecting the security of your account and of the Chase Bank network is our primary concern. Therefore, as a preventative measure, we have temporarily limited access to sensitive account features. To restore your account access, please take the following steps to ensure that your account has not been compromised:

1. Login to your Chase Internet Banking account. In case you are not enrolled for Internet Banking, you will have to use your Social Security Number as both your Personal ID and Password.

2. Review your recent account history for any unauthorized withdrawals or deposits, and check your account

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I didn't know I had an account at Chase Bank. Oh well, here's my Social Security Number and my dogs name. WHATEVER! Just think though, some people actually give it to them. I feel bad for those people. Put the mouse down and step away from the computer. This one's going to the FTC for sure!

get the better job - buy a diploma today

2006-09-04T22:06:00.000-05:00

Dear Candidate:

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Complete as many details as possible. Note that your contact telephone numbers are very important and that both a daytime and evening number should be provided for quick response.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I can buy a diploma? Does anyone else see a problem with this? I wanna be a doctor! YIPPEE! Bring on the patients!

Your health, milk-drying

2006-09-02T23:53:00.000-05:00

These replicas have all the presence and poise of the originals after whome they were designed at a fraction of the cost. The attention to detail is paramount and they are comparable to the originals in every way.

+Replicated to the smallest detail
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+Includes all Proper Markings
+Wide selection and fast worldwide shipping
+Authentic Weight
+True-to-original self winding and quartz mechanisms

We only sell premium watches, with 90% discount...

http://www.blahblahblah.com

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Seriously, who buys watches from email spam? Who keeps these people in business? I can see it now... "Sweetie, come here and look at this website. Someone sent this to me. They have tons of great deals on replica watches. Do you want one?" Whatever! DELETE!

Wait... what was up with the subject line: "You health, milk-drying"? What does milk have to do with watches?

Guys if you love your girls you have to try it;)

2006-09-02T23:49:00.000-05:00

Girls if you love your boy you need to try it;)

TRY NOW!!!
Guys if you love your girls you have to try it;)

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I'm not sure what they were selling, but I'm not buying. Sorry.

Success... maelstrom

2006-09-02T23:44:00.000-05:00

Yours free $900 are waiting for you!
Dont go to Vages, vegas is going to you!
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janitor wove were afraid of the Zone. They didn't even get out of the car. Near the aztecan insight was shouting:

---------- My Thoughts ----------

So, when vegas gets here, I'll have $900? I'm confused.

Does the janitor have my money? Why didn't he get out of the car? What was he shouting? I'm so confused. Maybe I should have went to their website link. Nah... DELETE

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2006-09-01T22:57:00.000-05:00

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---------- My Thoughts ----------

Here we have another miracle weight-loss drug. This one does it all too! It even "supports total healthy lifestyles". So, if I take this and smoke crack every day, I'll be healthy?

Disclaimer: I don't smoke crack.

Your Mortgage Account #583303976 has been Pre-approved

2006-09-01T09:42:00.000-05:00

Dear Bigfish,

Your Re-Mort Application has been pre-approved If you own real estate and want immediate capital to spend any way you like, or simply wish to decrease your monthly payments by a third or more, Simply visit the site below...

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Sincerely,
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2300's B.C., a Semitic king, Sargon of Akkad, conquered Sumer. Sargon
an early hint at Kane's belief that one could buy love like anything else,
involved in his papers, as mentioned before, instead directing from his

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I'm not sure I understand the last paragraph on this one? What does a "Semitic king" have to do with mortgages?

Here's the funny thing:
This email was from this email address:
qvpwzol@world-series-of-poker-1996.com

Yeah, I'm going to get a mortgage on my house from this person!

banana peels. Remember

2006-09-01T09:34:00.000-05:00

Or whatever. thing. Doesnt sound like hard hard. His first taxcut proposal. numbers didnt hold hefty
video audio thathe reach younger realizes logfiles retain
console. Hundreds owners reported forums banned Live

***** There was an image here that advertised some stock. *****

Conlin earlier minds wanting hand message concerned handing candidate Though narals budget race mere buy using justify devolve both sides low theyre unless happened fell started. And survives dont much. blah... blah... blah...

---------- My Thoughts ----------

This was an interesting email. It made no sense at all! It was just random words with an image in the middle. Even more interesting is the subject heading: "banana peels. Remember" - What's up with that one? No, I don't remember the banana peels, but thanks for asking. Now, I'm going to buy 1 million shares of this stock! NOT!

Is Fatigue and Depression Killing U?

2006-09-01T08:51:00.000-05:00

This will change your life

down-down my weight
zipping my energy
bring down my weight
zipping my lean muscle mass
bring down my body fat
bring down my wrinkles and sags
revitalizes my hair and nail growth
refresh my memory, mood and mental energy
sleep soundly and awake rested
help "me" getting rid of stress, fatigue and depression

More Info Here

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I didn't click the link, but that must be an amazing product there! I can lose weight, get rid of wrinkles and revitalize my hair! Here's the funny thing: I'm skinny, I have no wrinkles and I just shaved my head. I guess I don't need any of your snake oil potion.

Re: Question

2006-09-01T07:33:00.000-05:00

I have corrected your document.

++++ Attachment: No Virus found
++++ F-Secure AntiVirus - www.f-secure.com

---------- My Thoughts ----------

I didn't remember sending you a virus, I mean a document.

Oh, and I don't use F-Secure Antivirus. I use Linux!

Warning: DO NOT OPEN ANY FILE FROM SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!

This will help to eat less and have more fun

2006-08-31T21:12:00.000-05:00

Anatrim -- The newest and most exciting fat Ioss product available - As scen on Oprah

Did you know obesity kiIIs more and more people every year? We know you hate the extra pounds, the ugly look and the social stigmata attached to fat people. Moreover, you can barely do anything about the craving for more food. This all sounds familiar? Then we have something for you!

Introducing Anatrim, the ultimate product for weight loss. The greatest thing is that Anatrim improves the quality of your life, making you crave food less, giving you better mood and eliminating the extra weight. blah... blah... blah...

---------- My Thoughts ----------

Why is it that all spammers think I'm fat? I'm 6'2" and I weigh 170 pounds (soaking wet). Losing weight is the absolute last thing on my mind! Actually, I'm trying to gain weight!

Who was the genius that came up with the name of this product? Anatrim? Did they just combine Trimspa and their spokeswoman (Anna Nicole Smith) to come up with Anatrim?

Even though it was "scen on Oprah", I think I'll have to pass on this one.

swiss quality time-perfection

2006-08-31T17:09:00.000-05:00

Have you ever wondered how it would feel to wear a $10,000 watch or a $9,000 necklace. Well now is you chance. We have a complete line of high quailty replicated products. No one will ever notice the difference. Only you will know. So why wait.

Come visit us online and see for your self.

www.blahblahblah.com

If you do like the quiality of the product in the first 30day Return it for a full refund minus the shiipng costs. So what do you have to loose.

---------- My Thoughts ----------

No, I've never wondered how it would feel. Why would someone want a watch that costs $10,000? I have better things to spend my money on. Oh wait, you have "high quality replicated products"! I'm sure they're just like the expensive ones. Yeah, I'm going to buy some cheap replica from someone that just spammed me! Isn't spam illegal now anyways? I think so!

Boost your body resource to the maximum

2006-08-31T15:20:00.000-05:00

Feel oung again with Regenisis HGH

Not too happy with your life recently? Increased weight, less energy, bad mood and wrinkles on your face? Regenesis HGH is here to help you give your body a youth bonus. Smother skin, thicker hair and better life.

Human Growth Hormone is produced naturally by your body with the purpose of keeping your system fine and fit. With age the production of this hormone declines. You can stimulate the release of this wonderful hormone into your body with Regenesis HGH! It's natural, safe and effective!

---------- My Thoughts ----------

First off, I won't know what "oung" is, but I don't want to feel it!

"As of August 8, 1996, the FDA granted one U.S. company with a hGH patent, the approval to market for adults recombinant Human Growth Hormone for these two medical indications: (1) hypopituitarism and (2) somatotropin deficiency syndrome." source

I'm guessing that this is not an email from that one company.

Sorry, I'll pass on buying that stuff!